Are you named after anyone?: my middle name is the same as the pop’s
What's your screename?: TheAxeAffect06
Would you name a child of yours after you?: I think id let my wife decide…
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:Denyae according to mom, Hope according to dad… ugh according to me
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Tessa Coleman is an awesome stage name for a girl or Gracie O’Fuckme but im pretty content with Steve… oh wait, I mean Shane.
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: its understandable considering its not a common name
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: only cuz its polish : ( haha
Your gender:: male
Single?: in a way… ?
If not, do you want to be?: I'm cool with how things are at the moment
Birthdate: May 10 1988
Your age:: 16
Age you act:: depends on the moment or how much caffeine I have in me
Age you wish you were:: 16 is a sweet age… oh how cliché. Haha
Your height:: im not too sure… maybe 5;8 5;9?
Eye color:: brown
Happy with it?: havent given me any problems yet
Hair color:: brown
Happy with it?: late on the rent once but ever since rehab its been smooth sailing
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: righty, but ambidextrous is an amazing word
Your living arrangement:: home with the po’s
Your family:: mom, dad, Tammy the older sister and Shawn her hubby (HAHA… hubby) nephew Damien. Older Brother Chad and his ex wife Veronica, my niece Vanessa J
Have any pets?: an evil/obese cat named Temoen… after the lion king
Whats your job?: student
Piercings?: I only show them to ppl im close to… haha jk
Obsessions?: RENT, tea, SA, theatre
Do you speak another language?: im fluent in English and Canadian… Im also in the process of learning Panch
Have a favorite quote?: oh so many… today lets go with “if I were sissy spacek in the 1976 movie Carey, id use my telekinesis to kill you” -Mary Katerine Galleghar
Do you have a webpage?: once upon a time
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: unless I have plans haha
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: too much sometimes
Do you have any secrets?: nothing too deep/dark… but still
Do you like your handwriting?: other ppl do
Do you have any bad habits?: don’t we all?
What is the compliment you get from most people?: that im NOT conceited HAHA touche question, touche!
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: “Half Baked”
What's your biggest fear?: spiders in my shoes, bats in caves, lambs in bushes, hundreds of poodles and one cheetah with no legs… up in a tree
Can you sing?: maybe if I don’t hyperventalate, haha
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: ew no
Are you a loner?: at times
What are your #1 priorities in life?: to live like each day is my last… no day but today
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: probably more of an aquaintance but I would want to get to know me better. Haha
Are you a daredevil?: not so much, I take risks but I don’t put myself in danger
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: yes
Are you passive or agressive?: passive in most cases… not even, more or less just patient
Do you have a journal?: um...this one lol
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength= optimism,will to succeed weakness= Im an optimist, I look at the good sides of things but if I have to pinpoint something, my a-d-dishness
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I would like to be more athletic or competitive, but is all good. lol
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: In many ways yes, but in other ways hell no
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: I think everything happens for a reason and each obstacle face in life helps us to grow and learn. I live with no regrets.
Do you think life has been good so far?: everything is as good as you make it.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: to learn from mistakes
What do you like the most about your body?: hmmm, my hands? My teeth are okay
And least?: ummm
Do you think you are good looking?: I'm not completely unfortunate looking
Are you confident?: usually
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Kermit the Frog… maybe Fred from Scooby Doo or HomeStarRunner
Are you perceived wrongly?: yes. Some ppl would consider me an SA snob, others a Drama Freak, Swim Fag, Preppy Scum lol… Some ppl have thought I was a stoner HAHA… For the most part, I think I clear up those misconceptions
Do drugs?: only crack
Read the newspaper?: when I had journalism class
Pray?: every night and random times during the day
Go to church?: not often, does STATIC Line count?
Talk to strangers who IM you?: not usually unless I think I know who
Sleep with stuffed animals?: a beat up old mickey mouse wind up stuffed animal ive had since I was born. I want to have it remade into a new one, but still using the same music box thing to give to my first baby.
Take walks in the rain?: I LOVE the rain, and sleeping in it…
Talk to people even though you hate them?: I cant think of anyone I hate hate
Drive?: Im getting antsy lol
Like to drive fast?: on the highway
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: twice
Hurt yourself?: not purposely
Been out of the country?: not yet
Eaten something that made other people sick?: haha, not that I remember
Been in love?: I don’t know if I really understand it yet
Done drugs?: Im drug free and proud to be a just say no kid!
Gone skinny dipping?: back in the day…kindof
Had a medical emergency?: hmmm, yeah
Ran away from home?: around the block. I had a stick with a bandanna tied to it as my bag lol… then I turned a few corners, cried, ate an ant, then my neighbor found me. The end.
Played strip poker?: no
Gotten beaten up?: nope
Beaten someone up?: he wouldn’t let me play in the sandbox
Been picked on?: who hasn’t been?
Been on stage?: only place I feel alive…well…
Slept outdoors?: fell asleep poolside just 2 days ago lol
Thought about suicide?: Sure, I think most people have.
Pulled an all nighter?: quite a few
If yes, what is your record?: 11am
Gone one day without food?: I ate a salad… that was in 6th grade
Talked on the phone all night?: not allll night but I've talked pretty late
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yeah but opposite sides of the bed
Slept all day?: kinda
Killed someone?: haven’t we all?
Made out with a stranger?: nope
Had sex with a stranger?: ew
Thought you're going crazy?: all the time, lol
Been betrayed?: yes
Had a dream that came true?: yessssss
Broken the law?: haha 5 times in one day… Sarah and I are rebels
Met a famous person?: does David Duchovney count?
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: bugs and what not
On purpose?: sometimes
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: I hope not
Stolen anything?: yes, but then my karma caught up with me. Besides, stealing things from hotels isn’t really stealing…
Been on radio/tv?: many a times...
Been in a mosh-pit?: around one, but not in one
Had a nervous breakdown?: once… or twice lol
Bungee jumped?: I wish
Belive in life on other planets?: hmmm never really thought about it
Miracles?: of course
Astrology?: I read my horoscope… sometimes it comes true
Magic?: only if its Harry Potter, hes so real
Satan?: my nephew is Damien
Santa?: of course, we’re golfing buddies
Ghosts?: I do believe in spooks, I do ido
Luck?: I think we make our own fortune based on our conception of the world
Love at first sight?: maybe
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: I don’t think there is an evil and a good, everyone can be either…
Witches?: no, but warlocks… that’s another story
Easter bunny?: no, but Peter rabbit and Peter Cottontail… Velveteen… no
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: I hope
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: If you find one, let me know
Do you wish on stars?: every night
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: in a way
Do you think God has a gender?: yes, because if God were a woman, men would have periods
Do you believe in organized religion?: yes
Where do you think we go when we die?: physically, we usually go in a box… spiritually, we go the A) the abyss B) the grassy knoll
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes
Who is your best friend?: theres a few
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: hmmm, me
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: be yourself
Your favourite inside joke?: too many to chose just one
Thing you're picked on most about?: i d k
Who's your longest known friend?: Sam Head
Newest?: everyone from camp
Shyest?: none are shy actually
Ditziest?: I guess that’s me
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Jody/Andy
Last person you talked to online?: Ummm Mike Morey?
Who are you on the phone with most?:Kristen
Who do you trust most?: mom
Who listens to your problems?: mom
Who do you fight most with?: dad
Who's the nicest?: Sarah
Who's the most outgoing?: Sarah
Who's the best singer?: I have many vocally talented friends
Who's on your shit-list?: I don’t think I have one
Who's your second family?: The Stesneys… still and of course the Neighborettes and Heads/Pussies
Do you always feel understood?: once in a while
Who's the loudest friend?: MAGGIE IS SO LOUD
Do you trust others easily?: usually
Who's house were you last at?: Grandmas
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: he he he
Do your friends know you?: yesh
Friend that lives farthest away: Andy n Jody
Love and All That
What do you find romantic?: nothin but a t shirt on HAHA go J-Simps
First kiss?: what aboot it?
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: be pleasant but honest
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: yes
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: it’d be much simpler
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: maybe… some
What is best about the opposite sex?: how you can talk to them about things you cant w/ other guys…
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: high maitnenceness, but most girls arent
What's the last present someone gave you?: my Harry Potter towel
Do you consider your significant other hot?: beautiful… yes, hot… but classic
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: ummm I d k
You wanted to kill?: you. BWAHAHAHAHA
That you laughed at?: Kristen
That laughed at you?: Maggie/Kristen
That turned you on?: she knows who she is
You went shopping with?: mom
That broke your heart?: …
To disappoint you?: I don’t remember
To ask you out?: hmmm
To make you cry?: ?
To brighten up your day?: lots of people J
That you thought about?: guess
You saw a movie with?: everyone at camp
You talked to on the phone?: Im talking to Kristen right now
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Morey?
You saw?: Magbop/Osama
You lost?: My Uncle Peggy
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: ish
Will it be with your significant other, or some random person?: n/a
What are you wearing right now?: nothing
Body part you're touching right now:: hahaha what the hell?
What are you worried about right now?: lots of stuff
What book are you reading?: I read AP this morning
What's on your mousepad?: Tazmanian Devil
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: tired, goofy, jittery, headband… ill let u finish but im swaying toward gatorade
Are you tired?: a bit
Are you talking to anyone online?: no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: Kristen
Are you lonely or content?: both
Are you listening to music?: “Lovin you is easy cause your beautiful LALALALALALA LALALALALA LALALALALALAL LALA LA LA”