Shane (shaneslife) wrote,
Shane
shaneslife

thanks Josh

What is your name?: Shane Roland Kalminski IV… jk. Shane Robert

Are you named after anyone?: my middle name is the same as the pop’s

What's your screename?: TheAxeAffect06

Would you name a child of yours after you?: I think id let my wife decide…

If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:Denyae according to mom, Hope according to dad… ugh according to me

If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Tessa Coleman is an awesome stage name for a girl or Gracie O’Fuckme but im pretty content with Steve… oh wait, I mean Shane.

Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: its understandable considering its not a common name

Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: only cuz its polish : ( haha


Basics

Your gender:: male

Single?: in a way… ?

If not, do you want to be?: I'm cool with how things are at the moment

Birthdate: May 10 1988
Your age:: 16

Age you act:: depends on the moment or how much caffeine I have in me

Age you wish you were:: 16 is a sweet age… oh how cliché. Haha

Your height:: im not too sure… maybe 5;8 5;9?

Eye color:: brown

Happy with it?: havent given me any problems yet

Hair color:: brown

Happy with it?: late on the rent once but ever since rehab its been smooth sailing

Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: righty, but ambidextrous is an amazing word

Your living arrangement:: home with the po’s

Your family:: mom, dad, Tammy the older sister and Shawn her hubby (HAHA… hubby) nephew Damien. Older Brother Chad and his ex wife Veronica, my niece Vanessa J

Have any pets?: an evil/obese cat named Temoen… after the lion king

Whats your job?: student

Piercings?: I only show them to ppl im close to… haha jk

Tattoos?: nah

Obsessions?: RENT, tea, SA, theatre

Addictions?: tea?

Do you speak another language?: im fluent in English and Canadian… Im also in the process of learning Panch

Have a favorite quote?: oh so many… today lets go with “if I were sissy spacek in the 1976 movie Carey, id use my telekinesis to kill you” -Mary Katerine Galleghar

Do you have a webpage?: once upon a time

Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it


Do you live in the moment?: unless I have plans haha

Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: too much sometimes

Do you have any secrets?: nothing too deep/dark… but still

Do you like your handwriting?: other ppl do

Do you have any bad habits?: don’t we all?

What is the compliment you get from most people?: that im NOT conceited HAHA touche question, touche!

If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: “Half Baked”

What's your biggest fear?: spiders in my shoes, bats in caves, lambs in bushes, hundreds of poodles and one cheetah with no legs… up in a tree


Can you sing?: maybe if I don’t hyperventalate, haha

Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: ew no

Are you a loner?: at times

What are your #1 priorities in life?: to live like each day is my last… no day but today

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: probably more of an aquaintance but I would want to get to know me better. Haha

Are you a daredevil?: not so much, I take risks but I don’t put myself in danger

Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: yes

Are you passive or agressive?: passive in most cases… not even, more or less just patient

Do you have a journal?: um...this one lol

What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength= optimism,will to succeed weakness= Im an optimist, I look at the good sides of things but if I have to pinpoint something, my a-d-dishness

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I would like to be more athletic or competitive, but is all good. lol

Do you think you are emotionally strong?: In many ways yes, but in other ways hell no

Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: I think everything happens for a reason and each obstacle face in life helps us to grow and learn. I live with no regrets.

Do you think life has been good so far?: everything is as good as you make it.

What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: to learn from mistakes

What do you like the most about your body?: hmmm, my hands? My teeth are okay

And least?: ummm

Do you think you are good looking?: I'm not completely unfortunate looking

Are you confident?: usually

What is the fictional character you are most like?: Kermit the Frog… maybe Fred from Scooby Doo or HomeStarRunner

Are you perceived wrongly?: yes. Some ppl would consider me an SA snob, others a Drama Freak, Swim Fag, Preppy Scum lol… Some ppl have thought I was a stoner HAHA… For the most part, I think I clear up those misconceptions


Do You...


Smoke?: yuck

Do drugs?: only crack

Read the newspaper?: when I had journalism class

Pray?: every night and random times during the day

Go to church?: not often, does STATIC Line count?

Talk to strangers who IM you?: not usually unless I think I know who

Sleep with stuffed animals?: a beat up old mickey mouse wind up stuffed animal ive had since I was born. I want to have it remade into a new one, but still using the same music box thing to give to my first baby.

Take walks in the rain?: I LOVE the rain, and sleeping in it…

Talk to people even though you hate them?: I cant think of anyone I hate hate

Drive?: Im getting antsy lol

Like to drive fast?: on the highway



Would or Have You Ever?

Liked your voice?: twice

Hurt yourself?: not purposely

Been out of the country?: not yet

Eaten something that made other people sick?: haha, not that I remember

Been in love?: I don’t know if I really understand it yet

Done drugs?: Im drug free and proud to be a just say no kid!

Gone skinny dipping?: back in the day…kindof

Had a medical emergency?: hmmm, yeah

Had surgery?:no

Ran away from home?: around the block. I had a stick with a bandanna tied to it as my bag lol… then I turned a few corners, cried, ate an ant, then my neighbor found me. The end.

Played strip poker?: no

Gotten beaten up?: nope

Beaten someone up?: he wouldn’t let me play in the sandbox

Been picked on?: who hasn’t been?

Been on stage?: only place I feel alive…well…

Slept outdoors?: fell asleep poolside just 2 days ago lol

Thought about suicide?: Sure, I think most people have.

Pulled an all nighter?: quite a few

If yes, what is your record?: 11am

Gone one day without food?: I ate a salad… that was in 6th grade

Talked on the phone all night?: not allll night but I've talked pretty late

Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yeah but opposite sides of the bed

Slept all day?: kinda

Killed someone?: haven’t we all?

Made out with a stranger?: nope

Had sex with a stranger?: ew

Thought you're going crazy?: all the time, lol

Been betrayed?: yes

Had a dream that came true?: yessssss

Broken the law?: haha 5 times in one day… Sarah and I are rebels

Met a famous person?: does David Duchovney count?

Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: bugs and what not

On purpose?: sometimes

Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: I hope not

Stolen anything?: yes, but then my karma caught up with me. Besides, stealing things from hotels isn’t really stealing…

Been on radio/tv?: many a times...

Been in a mosh-pit?: around one, but not in one

Had a nervous breakdown?: once… or twice lol

Bungee jumped?: I wish


Beliefs


Belive in life on other planets?: hmmm never really thought about it

Miracles?: of course

Astrology?: I read my horoscope… sometimes it comes true

Magic?: only if its Harry Potter, hes so real

God?: Yes

Satan?: my nephew is Damien

Santa?: of course, we’re golfing buddies

Ghosts?: I do believe in spooks, I do ido

Luck?: I think we make our own fortune based on our conception of the world

Love at first sight?: maybe

Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: I don’t think there is an evil and a good, everyone can be either…

Witches?: no, but warlocks… that’s another story

Easter bunny?: no, but Peter rabbit and Peter Cottontail… Velveteen… no

Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: I hope

Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: If you find one, let me know

Do you wish on stars?: every night


Deep Theological Questions


Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: in a way

Do you think God has a gender?: yes, because if God were a woman, men would have periods

Do you believe in organized religion?: yes

Where do you think we go when we die?: physically, we usually go in a box… spiritually, we go the A) the abyss B) the grassy knoll

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes

Who is your best friend?: theres a few

Who's the one person that knows most about you?: hmmm, me

What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: be yourself

Your favourite inside joke?: too many to chose just one

Thing you're picked on most about?: i d k

Who's your longest known friend?: Sam Head

Newest?: everyone from camp

Shyest?: none are shy actually

Funniest?: Maggie

Sweetest?: Sarah

Closest?: Sarah

Weirdest?: Maggie

Smartest?: Sarah

Ditziest?: I guess that’s me

Friends you miss being close to the most?: Jody/Andy

Last person you talked to online?: Ummm Mike Morey?

Who are you on the phone with most?:Kristen

Who do you trust most?: mom

Who listens to your problems?: mom

Who do you fight most with?: dad

Who's the nicest?: Sarah

Who's the most outgoing?: Sarah

Who's the best singer?: I have many vocally talented friends

Who's on your shit-list?: I don’t think I have one

Who's your second family?: The Stesneys… still and of course the Neighborettes and Heads/Pussies

Do you always feel understood?: once in a while

Who's the loudest friend?: MAGGIE IS SO LOUD

Do you trust others easily?: usually

Who's house were you last at?: Grandmas

Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: he he he

Do your friends know you?: yesh

Friend that lives farthest away: Andy n Jody


Love and All That

What do you find romantic?: nothin but a t shirt on HAHA go J-Simps

Turn-on?: humor

Turn-off?: smoking
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First kiss?: what aboot it?

If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: be pleasant but honest

Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: yes

Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: it’d be much simpler

Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: maybe… some

What is best about the opposite sex?: how you can talk to them about things you cant w/ other guys…

What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: high maitnenceness, but most girls arent

What's the last present someone gave you?: my Harry Potter towel


Do you consider your significant other hot?: beautiful… yes, hot… but classic


Who Was the Last Person...


That haunted you?: ummm I d k

You wanted to kill?: you. BWAHAHAHAHA

That you laughed at?: Kristen

That laughed at you?: Maggie/Kristen

That turned you on?: she knows who she is

You went shopping with?: mom

That broke your heart?: …

To disappoint you?: I don’t remember

To ask you out?: hmmm

To make you cry?: ?

To brighten up your day?: lots of people J

That you thought about?: guess

You saw a movie with?: everyone at camp

You talked to on the phone?: Im talking to Kristen right now

You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Morey?

You saw?: Magbop/Osama

You lost?: My Uncle Peggy


Right This Moment...


Are you going out?: ish

Will it be with your significant other, or some random person?: n/a

What are you wearing right now?: nothing

Body part you're touching right now:: hahaha what the hell?

What are you worried about right now?: lots of stuff

What book are you reading?: I read AP this morning

What's on your mousepad?: Tazmanian Devil

Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: tired, goofy, jittery, headband… ill let u finish but im swaying toward gatorade

bored?: nah

Are you tired?: a bit

Are you talking to anyone online?: no

Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: Kristen

Are you lonely or content?: both

Are you listening to music?: “Lovin you is easy cause your beautiful LALALALALALA LALALALALA LALALALALALAL LALA LA LA”

THE END.
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